Sometimes I wake up in the morning and wonder what I am doing with my life. Other times I wonder what I did last night. But I never wonder why frogs and toads are different. They are the same creature except for a couple warts here and there. Why is society so caught up in the appearance of an animal’s complexion anyway? I swear to whoever is up in the clouds that the tabloids are going to be the end of proper human interaction. The paparazzi are too caught up in other peoples’ lives to worry about simple things like what condiments to put on a hot dog. It’s pure arrogance. Honestly, when I have a good old frank, I put mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard on it. It’s not too excessive, but it’s unique enough to add an interesting twist to a time-tested American classic. I’m American, born and raised, but I won’t stand for a government that spies on its’ citizens without remorse. It contradicts the Constitution that our so called “free country” was founded upon. George Washington wasn’t worried about stupid things like a little alcohol on a Saturday night, so why should the cops be? Do the cops think they are better than George Washington? He crossed the Delaware River for Christ’s sake! He is an enigma! He represents everything this great country is about, and he has some great, powdery hair. GW has some crazy-ass, time tested style that stands the test of time. But the purpose of this post is to prove the point that Bumhole, the band, will endure beyond its greatest detesters. We will not sell out to any record company, or executive. We are independent through and through, and we are real rock legends. But we don’t give a FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!